I don't want to admit that I actually like M&M's White Candy Corn seasonal flavor. You can't make me do it. Nope, I refuse. Oh wait, this is a public forum, huh. Oh well. At least it wasn't Pumpkin Spice.

I prefer beer to piña coladas, I'm not really big on getting caught in the rain, I'm actually into health food, and champagne is really overrated. Also, I think "Escape (Piña Colada Song)" is pretty much the worst song ever. Don't be that person who has that as their favorite song. (I'm looking at you, Sheila.)